Subject: UM, HOT?
From: richh (RICHH)
Message-ID: <aBX2sB2w164w@cellar.org>
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 92 11:09:57 EDT
you know how this works
<my(Richh's)additions>
from a story found on the net.
FANTASY FUCK
Hi!<Hi back!> My name is Jim and I would like to tell you about my
fantasy<Cool. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...>. It
involves my co-worker Amy<All right! A number 3. The co-worker named
Amy. I love a good number 3!. Call me Kreskin but I bet she wears lace
panties...> But first a little background to my story<All right! Good
to see *someone* knows de Maupassant.>
Amy is a good looking woman<Knock me over with a FEATHER!>. Definitely
not one you would refuse admission to your bed<Of course, this begs the
question: just who DOES get refused? That's a question I don't think
you're prepared to answer>. Amy and I have known each other for several
years<That whole "become a penpal with an inmate" program has really
taken off. *And* done wonders for the recidivism rate, I hear.>. But
only recently has she begun working in the office where I work<Now I
think she wants my job! But the only way to get promoted here is by
assassinating...SPOCK. MUST. DIE!>. She has a friendly outgoing
personality<as opposed to those evil outgoing bitches. Hate em.>,
always greeting everyone with a friendly "Hello!"<[cough cough] blowjob>
and a beautiful smile. On several occasions we've had opportunity for
friendly conversation which almost always includes comments which can be
taken with a sexual connotation<To wit: "So, you like, fuck, or
what?">. Some times I think there may be a little interest on her part
but I've not taken any steps to find out because it might be just
innocent flirting<That IS what it means when a woman drops to her knees
and draws magic marker arrows all over her face pointing to her mouth,
isn't it?>. She generally is pretty conservative in her dress<but not
THIS time, I'll wager!>, but has a few outfits that reveal her physical
assets<of which she has many thereof> and cause me to loose<n my belt
and give Lil Elvis a squeeze> my concentration every time she walks by.
Enough!<Who said that? Shakespeare? Macbeth, Act 5? Have fun storming
the castle. Nope. Billy Crystal. My mistake.> Let's get on to my
fantasy<Let's.>.
It begins like this. This particular day Amy is wearing this sexy one
piece jump suit<Hee. As opposed to those dreaded *two*- piece jump
suits that we used to call pants and a shirt> that catches my eye<and
drags it twenty feet. Line nicked from Emo Philips, btw.> every time
she passes<wind> by or enters my office. Several times through out<some
times, through out, alot, its, its...> the day I find myself thinking
about what it would be like to bed her down<!!!> and finding it hard to
hide my hardon<Maybe I should throw on some pants, but...nah>. We both
end up working late. Amy typing, filing, and answering the phone<cuz
that's what girlies do.> Trying to keep ahead of the paper work<What a
drag it is getting old...Huh?>. Me working on many of the engineering
details that go into many of the projects that I am involved in<What a
MAN! I am ENGINEER-MAN! Hold me BACK! Hold me BACK, I say! Oh yeah,
and Amy, some coffee.>.
Everyone else has gone for the day so we are by ourselves<I throw on
some Color Me Badd and do the mazurka, AS IS MY WONT!>. Amy passes my
office again on the way to do some more filing<Yup, her nails.>. I
glance up and she <half->smiles<half-retches> at me. The fabric of her
jump suit<both pieces!> enhances the cure<Show me show me show me...> of
her breasts and ass<AS IT IS WONT TO DO!!>. I'd looked at that ass
coming and going seeing the outline of her bikini panties many times
today<And I STILL managed to trisect an angle using only a Sony Watchman
and kim chee. I am SUCH a MAN!>. I think that the absence of pantie<!>
lines is sexier but what the hay<Wilbur!> an ass covered with lace
panties<knew it!> is sexy too<also>. Well I just can't take it any
more<so I rape the slut and go the fuck home.>. I get up from my desk
and follow her into the other office<Subtly, though...I crawl.>. As I
walk down the hall I have to adjust the angle of my cock in my pants
because it was bent over in the middle and very uncomfortable<This was
not a problem, though, since I had a compass and a straight-edge handy.
And some kim chee.>. Amy is standing in front of one of the file
cabinets putting files into the top drawer<Amy--career woman!>.
As I enter the office she turns and smiles at me but continues to put
files away<and I feel the heat, the heat between you and me.>. I step
up behind her slipping my arms around her<but it's cool. My lawyer is
Clarence Thomas.>. One around her waist and the other I slip up and cup
her <only>breast with my hand. Pressing my hard tool<Craftsman
triple-edged routing belt-driven edger. Bob Vila *this*! I do NOT fuck
around.> between the cheeks of her ass I expect her to scream and slap
my face<so I duct tape her mouth shut and...>. I also figured it would
be the end of my job for making sexual advances<Clarence...?>. The way
my balls ached I didn't care<Now THAT'S the spirit! You know she wants
it. They all do. Dressing that way. Having those cunts...>. I needed
a good fuck and thought nothing ventured nothing gained<Who said that?
Leopold and Loeb?>. Man was I surprised<when she shape- shifted...into
Aaden!!> Instead of turning around and slapping my face she pressed her
ass even harder against my iron hard<okay, well, at least al dente> cock
and moaned as I felt her nipple harden against the palm of my hand.
With that encouragement I continued to lightly squeeze her breast and
pinch her nipple<Okay, fine>. My other hand slid toward that mound at
the <petticoat> junction of her slender legs. When my hand reached her
love mound<Oh dear lord! Well, it does beat "gaping, hellish nether
rictus", but still...> I pressed my fingers into her fabric
covered<burlap--this chick knows from texture!> slit. There I received
my second surprise<On the handle...WAS A HOOK!>. I felt the dampness of
her arousal that had already soaked through and the warmth of her hot
pussy<Dig if you will the picture...>. Amy softly moaned again as she
alternated pressing her ass against my tool<man-cannon> and cunt against
my hand. My cock ached to have release<and her mouth just begged to
give suck!> so I turned her around and brought my lips to hers driving
my tongue into her <duct tape?>mouth<ah.>. I continued to caress her
breast and I pressed my love tool against her<Okay, it's a tool. We
know. We know.>. Her nipples stood out against the cloth that covered
her tits burning hard against the palm of my hand and the small damp
spot between her legs grew larger<Parse *that*, motherfucker!>. There we
stood in that small office humping against each other like two animals
in heat<Animals strike curious poses...>.
I reached behind her, pulled down the zipper of her jump suit<only I
forgot. It's a two-piecer. DOH!> and <deftly> unhooked<tore apart> her
bra. As I pulled the material off her shoulders revealing those hard
upturned nipples<on her *shoulders*?? Ewwwwwwwwwww. "Chernobyl Babes
in Heat"!> she said, "Jim we shouldn't be doing this.<I'm still pre-op,
you know."> I<laid a little Soul on her and> said, "<Don't give up on
us>Baby, I need you<Smoothie!>. My cock aches for you<Man, this guy's
good. DAMN GOOD!>. Feel how hard it is<just to square a circle>."
With that<I pulled my foot out of my mouth and> I felt her reach for my
long hard shaft<tool>. I cupped Amy's naked breasts and tweaked<whee>
her nipples as she squeezed the length of my cock through my
<anxiety>pants. I almost came right then and there<but didn't, as I'm
good, DAMN...oh, you know>. My mind almost refuses to believe that Amy,
with her short blond hair, green eyes and model's figure and I were
together like this.<Heh, you think *you're* having a problem buying
that...>
I began to <Robert>plant<perennials> kisses on her neck and upper chest
working my way to her pert<PLUS! Guys'll tell you they don't think
about their hair. Chyeah. I think Sy Sperling hears me knockin...>
breasts and hot nipples<Um, her nipples? Did I mention that they were
hot? Okay, but did I tell you how hard my tool was? Good.>. All the
while she is rubbing the length of my bursting cock<CLEAR!>. As my lips
touched her nipple she moaned, "Oh, Suck iiittttttt."<So I replied,
"Can't you see that's what I'm doing, you silly twat?"> and I did just
that. Sucking that hard hot bud<but was it *HOT*?> between my lips I
gently scraped it with my teeth<Twelve stitches later....>. Amy pressed
me harder against her tit pushing more of it into my mouth. I eagerly
sucked it in tonguing that hard button at the same time<I looked close
and just below the aureole she had tattooed "You are here." What a
lady!>. Switching tits I gave the other one similar treatment<Great.
Twelve more stitches.>.
Amy was no silent<scream> lover. All the time animalistic sounds came
from deep in her throat<No doubt.>. I licked her breasts and sucked her
nipples for some time<'s when we touch, the honesty...>. Amy just got
hotter and hotter<Those nipples were WHITE-hot!>. She pressed down on
my head which I took as a cue to move a little lower<That, plus the "EAT
ME NOW!" kinda gave me the hint. You gotta understand something: I
*know* chicks. I pick up on things...>. As I licked my way lower I
peeled the jump suit from her body<this whole jump suit I'm having a
real problem with...>. I reached her navel<belly-button> and pushed my
tongue into that indentation<and was rewarded with...LINT! And plenty
thereof. Cool--girl raunch.>. Giving her a hint of what was yet to
come<I called up my best friend from high school and told him what I was
doing>. As I licked her <gaping, bottomless>navel making fucking
motions with my tongue<Oh, stop> I pushed the jump suit<both pieces!> to
the floor revealing the panties which covered her love hole<sulphurous
pit? access and passage to remorse?>. Hooking my fingers into the
<looser the>waistband<the deeper the quicksand...or so I have read> I
stripped them from her. Here she was before me totally naked<Slut!>. I
could now smell the odor<repulsive stench> of her arousal. It made my
cock throb all the more<Yeah, I dug it.>. Never had my cock felt so
hard or hurt so much from arousal<Not EVER!>. I continued my assault on
her navel but my fingers explored the dark fur that covered her love
mound<And what did those fingers find?? Candy corn!! Wheeeee.>. Amy
stepped out of the pile of clothes at her feet and opened her legs
slightly to allow my fingers to move closer to her most secret
place<Schenectady!>. She shuddered as my fingertips reached and slid
across the outer lips of her hot love hole<hot, yes, but only blue-hot>.
I gently pushed one of my fingers into her not knowing how tight she
would be and not wanting to hurt her<fuckin' SNAG. Give 'er the fist.
You know she wants it.>. It slipped in easily<slut!> only dew<oh dear>
to the dampness that lubricated her<That, plus all the vaginal DP scenes
she used to shoot back at her "old job">. My tongue and finger both
made fucking motions bringing her even closer to her first
orgasm<ever...God damn I'm good>. She spread her legs
wider<hyperextending like a rhythmic gymnast until I could clearly see
Waldo. And that Herb guy.> to allow me more freedom in my movements.
I pressed my thumb against her clit which was not hard to find as it<was
FOOKIN HUGE!> stood erect and peeked from between her cunt lips<Hee.>.
The instant my thumb touched that hot bud<so you're saying...it was
hot?> she had her first orgasm<BARANGUS!>. It started as a low growl in
her throat<I have a clitoris in my throat?!! Yeah, well how would *you*
like it if you had a penis in your ear?> but ended with the walls of her
cunt gripping my finger<so *that's* what the key grip is...You know, I
always wondered...>. I knew that this fuck was going to be the
best<first> that I had ever had.
I took her to the desk where we pushed everything onto the floor<God
damn NeXt box--to hell with ya!>. As she perched her ass<!> on the desk
I stood before her<in all my glory!>. Together we stripped my clothes
from me<I coulda done it myself, only I'm slow on the shoe part. Always
have been.>. She let out a gasp of<despair> surprise as she got her
first glimpse of my love tool<!>. She probably would have laughed had
she seen it in its flaccid state<knock me over with a FEATHER!>. Because
sometimes it is as short as 2 inches<like after our Polar Bear club
meetings...>. But turned on as I was it had reached its full 7 1/2
inches in length<as opposed to seven inches in color> and was nearly the
six inches around, well above the average<as I'm a MAN, a REAL MAN!>. I
figured that she didn't expect a cock that big on a guy only five foot
six<5'10" in heels!>. I stepped between her legs and my long hot
dick<did you say....hot?> poked her in the abdomen<Made my *own* hole,
I did.>. Looking into my eyes she reached for it her small hand not
even able to go all the way around<awwwww>. The cum boiled<musta been
pretty damn...you know> in my balls as she stroked the skin of my cock
back and forth. I felt like a teenager getting my first piece of
ass<instead, I was a grownup getting my first potential harassment
suit.>. I was ready to blow my load and hadn't even gotten close to
soaking my joint in her hot love tunnel.<Make up your own joke here. I
gotta blow chow.>
I gently extricated<extirpated!> my cock from her hand and gently<was
that...gently?> laid her down on the desk<Um, then I laid her in the
car, the closet...that whole lay/laid/lain thing is a bitch, ain't it?>.
This allowed my aching cock to cool a little<phew!> so that I wouldn't
be embarrassed by blowing my cork like a young kid<of 3 or 9>. But it
also gave me a chance to get another look at what I was about to enjoy
and hoped<doubted> that she would enjoy too. The fur on her mound did
not hide the puffy dark pink lips of her slit<as it so often didn't.
Huh?>. I knelt between her legs to get a closer look at every man's wet
dream<forgetting, for a moment, all about soc.motss>. I began to plant
kisses on her soft thighs<Would they bloom? I still wonder...>.
Kissing and licking my way toward my goal caused her to moan with
want<!!>. She placed her hands on my head and at first she seemed to
keep me from putting my lips against hers<So I spit out my gum and...>.
But after a short time just the opposite happened and she was pulling me
even closer. Finally I pushed her legs up and back toward her
shoulders. This caused the pink lips of her sex to open like a
blossoming rose<I love new similes!> inviting me to continue my quest to
taste that honey nectar<oh dear> and bring her to yet another orgasm<GOD
DAMN I'M GOOD!>. I put my thumbs on either side of her slit opening it
even more<but that's not all!>. As I leaned toward my goal I could see
that she was more that ready for anything that I had in mind<So I
flipped down my arc-welding mask, kick-started the belt-sander, filled
the caulking gun with tapioca and screamed "YEE-HAW!">. The wetness
flowed from her honey hole and puddled at the bottom of that
opening<like so much errant stagnation>. Her sexual odor<hee. Tip to
all potential writers of erotica: the word "odor" is way better than
"aroma". Next week's lesson: "stench", "noxious", "malodorous">
reached my nostrils and I could wait no more<"YIPPY- KI-YAY
MOTHERFUCKER">. I put my mouth on her cunt and sucked her love juices
from her<*slurp*>. She came almost instantly and I could feel the walls
of her pussy contract on my tongue as I pushed it into her. An orgasmic
<and yet, silent> scream came from deep in her throat. Her second
orgasm subsided but I was not through<She realized this when I changed
drill bits>. I wanted her to remember this meeting for a long
time<forEVER!>. I stroked my tongue from the bottom of her slit all the
way to the top. As I reached the top, my tongue caressed her clit which
stuck out like a small erect penis, she gasped and shuddered at that
touch<interesting punctuation--it's got a good beat--I give it a 79>.
I brought her to two more orgasms by alternately sucking and licking her
clit.<I kept count by scratching lines into the NeXt box>
I knew she could have gone on for some time, but my cock again hurt from
a need for release<Oh yeah, and it was HOT>. I stood and pointed my
long fat tool toward her hot hole<yeah yeah yeah whatever whatever>.
She wrapped her hand around my deep veined cock and said in a husky lust
filled voice, <"You know how to whistle don't you? I'm not bad. I'm
just drawn that way"> "Please fuck me, but don't hurt me. Your cock is
so big."<in SIZE!> As I leaned toward her she guided my iron rod into
her<Next time maybe she'd choose my PENIS!>. The head of my dick
touched that hot wet tunnel and I wanted to drive every inch into her on
the first thrust<Only that would have been too, too easy.>. But the
feel of her hand guiding me reminded me of her plea for
tenderness<Michael Bolton, you listening?> so I was able to hold back
pushing only the red knob of my cock head into her. She moaned as our
sex organs became one<yikes>. As I pushed more and more of my meat into
her hot cunt she raised her ass from the desk taking everything I
had<Look for my novel "Balls and all, Bitch--a Love Story" due out in
the Spring>. Once our pubic hairs entwined<velcroed> and my heavy balls
laid<that word again!> against her ass she released the breath<full
stop> she was holding<so I bought a nickel bag and split>.
<Warning--sentence- from-Hell approacheth> I slowly pulled my cock out
of her and the lips of her cunt clung to my tool stretching as her hot
hole slowly gave up my meat<Surrender the pink, Bay-bee!>. I began to
push back in just as my tool reached the mouth of her cunt<which, I
surmised, was probably the best time to start thrusting>. Long slow
strokes<Say *that* ten times fast. Okay, now try "toy boat". Ha.>.
With every in stroke Amy raised her ass to meet my <demands>thrusts. As
she became accustomed to my size she pushed up with even more force and
I pushed into her even harder forcing her ass back to the desk top with
each thrust, my balls slapping her ass as I hit bottom<ruptured her
cervix. Hey, shit happens. You deal, ya know?>.
Finally I could hold out no longer<"Don't you look at me!">. With one
final lunge I buried my burning shaft into her. My cum boiled in my
balls<Yeah, we know>. As she felt my cock expand and contract with my
orgasm she too came with the strongest orgasm <anyone on the planet has
ever had, except Elf> yet. I could feel the walls of her hole squeeze
me as her cunt milked my tool<Hee>. My cum boiled in her adding heat to
the fire which melted my cock<Whoa, doggie, can you say, "pushing a
conceit"?>. I collapsed on her heaving breasts<natch> from the force of
our orgasm. Finally my soft tool slipped from her<Thank God for small
favors>. We dressed and straightened the office hoping that we left no
evidence of our act<despite the trashed NeXt with the 38 scratches
across the screen>.
That's my fantasy. I don't know if Amy and I will ever fulfill it but
I often think of this and my may other fantasies with Amy as I stroke my
cock. It seems to be the only release that I get these days. Perhaps
soon I write down some of my other fantasies about Amy and me and share
them with you. <Cool. Email em to me if you like. Oh yeah, and tell
Amy I said hi.>
RICHH