C'mon baby, do you do more than dance...

The problem with having a girlfriend almosst a decade younger than
yourself is that while you've been classically-rocked to death she, on the
other hand, can still bear to listen to it.  Worse still, she'll ask you
to buy cds for her.

"Please buy the Best of Foreigner, Rich, pleeaaaase?"

So I do, cause I like getting my thing sucked.
The major problem, I tell her, with the Best of Foreigner is that it
*really is* the *best* of Foreigner.  Best thosr poor saps could do.

I remember in 7th grade or so, hearing "Hot Blooded" and just cringing
when I heard that "C'mon baby do you do more than dance" line.  I thought
that was the most pathetic, embarrassing line ever.

That was, of course, before I had been to my first strip club.

RICHH
--did you save your love for me tonight?